What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Still no good

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do many women like tall men?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Orchestral Music: How well synchronised in time do musicians have to be to sound as if they are playing together?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

If your only job was to make people laugh at you and that’s all you were good for, would you be depressed?

share office space ...

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No way

Freaks and Cheeks

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

No go.

Why is everyone so stupid to say Crimea is part of Ukraine? Crimea isn’t part of Ukraine, it’s part of Russia.

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!