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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:08

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do many women like tall men?
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!